Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A kingfish!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner."
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model
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