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Saturday, November 20, 2021

Blonde's Year in Review...

 Star January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

Star February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! 

Star March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

 Star April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! 

 Star May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

Star June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Star July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! 

Star August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

Star September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

  Star October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

 Star November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

Star December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!!

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