Parking

While living in Denver, the weather forecaster said to expect 10 to 12 inches of snow tonight and advised people to park on the right side of the road so the streets could be plowed. 

Willie’s wife ran out and parked on the right side. The next week, the forecast called for another 10 to 12 inches of snow, and the forecaster advised people to park on the left side of the road. Willie’s wife ran out and parked the car on the left side of the road. 

The following week, the weather forecaster said 16 inches of snow was expected, and just as they were advising people where to park... the lights went out and all their power was lost. 

Willie’s wife said, "My goodness, now I don’t know where to park the car. “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage!” Willie said.