Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Better to use medicines at the outst than at the last moment.
Between two evils, always pick the one you never tried before.
Beware of Bigfoot!
Beware of Geeks bearing grifts.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
Beware of geeks bearing graft.
Beware of low flying butterflies.
Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
Beware the legless man who teaches running.
Beware the thirty-first of November.
Big book, big bore.
Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.
Biz is better.
Blackberries are red when they are green.
Blah.
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inhibit the earth.
Bluegrass is not just a weed.
Buffalo is not just the name of an animal.
Build a system even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Bureaucratic organization is like a septic tank: the big chunks rise to the top.
But Captain--the engines can't take this much longer!
But I don't like Spam!
But you shall not escape my iambics.
Buy low, sell high.
Buy! Amdahl Stock to go up 100 points next week.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be far apart.
By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.
By the yard, life is hard. By the inch, it's a cinch.
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Californians are not without their faults.
Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5.
Celebrate Hannibal Day today. Take an elephant to lunch.
Celibacy is hereditary.
Charity begins at home.
Charm is a way of getting a "yes" without having asked any clear question.
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Check again to make sure it's not loaded.
Chicken Little was right.
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence.
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Confusion is always increasing in society.
Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!
Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon.
Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
Congratulations! You have now used up another 250 hours of CPU time.
Consider your reputation. Try changing your name and moving to a new town.
Convention is the ruler of all.
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs.
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