Clocks

A man died and went to Heaven.

As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, “'These are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That was Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'that's Abraham Lincoln's clock: the hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Trump’s clock?' Asked the man.

St Peter replied, “Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan”.