Glossary and Definitions For Use in FDA Trials

Barium: What you do when the patient dies from using one of our drugs.

Urine: The opposite of 'you're out'.

Dilate: To live a long time.

Enema: The opposite of Friend.

Node: Was aware of.

Rectum: Dang near killed him.

Constipation: Endangered feces.

White count: The number of Caucasians.

Hernia: Pertaining to a female's knee.

D&C: Where Washington is.

Bunion: Paul's surname.

Ova: Finished, done with.

Paradox: Two doctors.

Penis: Someone who plays the piano.

Humerus: Really funny.

Genital: Non-Jew.

Pap Smear: To slander your father.

Pelvis: The evil twin of Elvis.

I node urine a hurry, so this list is ova.

*Thanks, Gary