1. A famous star (Rhymes with Porge Looney), loved by women the world over will finally come out of the closet and declare himself to be gay. This might be forced due to him performing a lewd act in public. (Ok, So Wish-Full Thinking!)
2. Leonardo D'Caprio will be kidnapped by Michael Jackson and forced to recreate his role as Luke Brower on Growing Pains.
3. France will annoy much of the rest of the world and due to being ignored and political sanctions, is forced to sell the Eiffel Tower to Las Vegas.
4. The cellular phone experiences a breakthrough in development, allowing the user to implant it in their ass.. something we have all wanted to do to those who use it in annoying situations.
5. The War in Iraq will be over when George W goes over as a suicide bomber as recommended by the Republican National Committee, and succeeds with no other casualties.
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Sunday, December 31, 2006
The Wizard's Top 5 Predictions For 2007
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