So, my friend had been dreading his first colonoscopy for weeks. He was nervous, anxious, and honestly, just not looking forward to the whole experience. The day finally arrived, and he showed up at the clinic feeling like he was about to face the trial of a lifetime.
As he's getting prepped for the procedure, the nurse is trying her best to lighten the mood. She starts chatting away, trying to distract him from the impending ordeal. She tells him, "You know, some people say they have the most vivid dreams while under sedation. It can be pretty entertaining!"
Now, my friend, in his nervous state, decides to roll with it. He starts sharing with the nurse about his love for superhero movies and how he's always dreamed of being a superhero himself. The nurse is totally on board and encourages him to keep dreaming big.
Fast forward to after the colonoscopy. My friend is groggy, coming out of sedation, and feeling a bit loopy. As he's waking up, he starts to remember bits and pieces of his "superhero adventure" while under sedation.
He excitedly tells the nurse, "I did it! I became the Colonoscopy Avenger! I flew through the halls of the clinic, wearing a cape made of hospital gowns, and I battled the evil polyps with my trusty scope!"
The nurse is trying her best to keep a straight face, but she's struggling not to laugh. She plays along, saying, "Wow, you really showed those polyps who's boss! The Colonoscopy Avenger strikes again!"
My friend, still a bit out of it, starts to do these dramatic poses in his hospital gown, pretending to wield a scope like a sword and fighting imaginary polyps. The nurse is practically in tears trying not to burst out laughing.
Eventually, my friend comes back to full consciousness, realizing the ridiculousness of his superhero fantasy. He and the nurse share a good laugh, and he leaves the clinic feeling like he conquered the world, one polyp at a time.
To this day, whenever he hears the words "colonoscopy," he can't help but chuckle and think back to his epic adventure as the one and only Colonoscopy Avenger.
And there you have it, a lighthearted and hilarious colonoscopy story! Always good to find humour even in the most unexpected places.
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