Here are ten jokes to brighten your day:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty (2:30)!
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!
Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Here are 10 more:
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the bicycle fall asleep? Because it was two-tired!
Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!
Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model
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