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Thursday, February 23, 2023

As Kidz See It

ya think they unnerstand . . . 'till ya ax 'em some questions on it.  I love kids versions.  
 
Children's Bible Gaffs

The following statements about the bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)

In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.

He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

When the three 'wise guys' from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to other before they do one to you.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

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