Fortunes

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Are you a turtle?

Are you ever going to do the dishes?  Or will you change your major to biology?

Are you making all this up as you go along?

Are you sure the back door is locked?

Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

Avoid reality at all costs.

Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.

Be careful!  Is it classified?

Be careful!  UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!

Be cautious in your daily affairs.

Be cheerful while you are alive.
        -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.

Be different: conform.

Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won't get any better so get used to it.

Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.

Best of all is never to have been born.  Second best is to die soon.

Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your life in such a mess.

Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.

Beware of Bigfoot!