Grandma and Grandpa were watching a religious
healing program on TV. The evangelist exhorted everyone that wanted to
be healed, to put one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they
wanted healed. Grandma hobbled to the TV and put one hand on the TV and
the other on her arthritic hip.
Grandpa made his way to the set and put one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch.
Grandma looked at him with disgust. "You just don't understand, you old coot...the purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."
Grandpa made his way to the set and put one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch.
Grandma looked at him with disgust. "You just don't understand, you old coot...the purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."
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