A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how
to get it started." Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to
be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............",
he sighed,
"Let's just put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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Wednesday, July 06, 2022
Another Blonde Joke...
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