Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is. There aint no more.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Moo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Time-travelling cow.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Van Nuys.
Van Nuys who?
Van Nuys was 17, it was a very good year…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock, knock.
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