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Wednesday, November 17, 2021

My Spell Checker

I have a spelling checker.

It came with my PC

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot see.


Eye ran this poem threw it.

Your sure real glad two no.

Its very polished in its weigh,

My checker tolled me sew.

Spellchecker spelled my name wrong!

A checker is a blessing.

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed

And aides me when aye rime.


Each frays comes posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To check sum spelling rule.


Bee fore a veiling checkers
 
Hour spelling mite decline,
 
And if we're laks or have a laps,
 
We wood bee maid too wine.
 

Butt now bee cause my spelling
 
Is checked with such grate flare,
 
There are know faults with in my cite,
 
Of nun eye am a wear.
 

Now spelling does not phase me,
 
It does knot bring a tier.
 
My pay purrs awl due glad den
 
With wrapped words fare as hear.
 

To rite with care is quite a feet
 
Of witch one should be proud,
 
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
 
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
 

Sowe we can sea why aye dew prays
 
Such soft wear four pea seas,
 
And why eye brake in two averse
 
Buy righting want too please.

- A. Lewis

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