A Saskatchewan farmer had bought 14 pieces of farm eqipment, the last being a new pickup, from his golfing buddy over the past 10 years. One day the friend called him to say that he had just purchased an acreage south of town, and wanted a nice looking cow to put in the small pasture that came with the property saying, "My wife thinks it would look pretty".
Two days later the farmer delivered the animal along with the following bill of sale:
Basic Cow $499.95
Shipping and handling $35.95
Two tone exterior $142.95
Produce storage compartment $126.95
Heavy duty straw chopper $189.95
Four spigot/high output drain system $149.95
Automatic fly swatter $88.95
Genuine cowhide upholstery $179.95
Deluxe dual horns $59.95
Automatic fertilizer attachment $339.95
4 x 4 traction drive assembly $884.95
Pre-delivery wash and comb $69.95
Sub-total $2,768.70
Shop supplies and materials (1%) $27.69
PST and GST $391.49
FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: $3,187.88
Additional dealer adjustments: $300.00
TOTAL (Including options): $3487.88
PREFERRED CUSTOMER DISCOUNT - $50.00
SALE PRICE $3,437.88
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