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Thursday, February 11, 2021

Why Newfies* Can't Be Paramedics...

Joe and Bob are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bob grabs his chest and falls to the ground. 

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911. 

He gasps to the operator, "By da tundering Jesus, I think Bob is dead! What should I do?" 

 The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." 

There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard. Joe comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?" *  

Newfie: A person from Newfoundland, Canada, very intelligent, but often joked aboot, eh?

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