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Sunday, October 04, 2020

Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."  I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"  Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.  

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.  Just as I got in the door, the pinche cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,  I cuckooed another 9 times.  I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".  He didn't seem pissed off at all.   Whew!  Got away with that one!  Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."  When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock  cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit,", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's  throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed  twice more, and then  tripped over the coffee table and farted."


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