The Burglar

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables.

When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you!"

He nearly jumped out of his skin! He clicked off his flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more he shook his head and promised himself a nice vacation after the next big score.

He turned on the flashlight and got back down to business. Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires he heard, "Jesus is watching you!"

Freaked out, he shined the light around the room frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in a far corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the bird.

"Yep." The parrot answered. "I'm trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who are you?"

"Moses." replied the parrot."

"Moses, eh," snarled the burglar. "Who would name a bird Moses?"

Probably the same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus!"