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Wednesday, January 01, 2020

Liquid Ass!

Atomic, Friendship Ending, Gut Wrenching, Ass Juice

"Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts

Some of the same rules apply to Liquid Ass as apply to Zombies:

Rule #1: Cardio - When your friends discover it was you who assed their sneakers - you better be able to run fast and over great distances.

Rule #2: Beware of Bathrooms - Keep in mind, if you accidentally spill this on yourself you'll feel like you're living in a bathroom. And not one of those frequently cleaned bathrooms. We're talking underground, no ventilation, I think I just saw something get dragged into that hole in the wall bathrooms - you know, like in Italy.

Rule #3: Seatbelts - Never, ever, ever ass yours or anyone else's seatbelt. Just trust us. It would be bad.

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