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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Doctors

An Israeli doctor says:
“In Israel, medicine is so advanced, that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in six weeks, he is looking for work”.


The German doctor says:
“That’s nothing, in Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in four weeks, he is looking for work”.


The Russian doctor says:
Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in two weeks, he is looking for work.


The Canadian doctor laughs:
You all are behind us. Eight* years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now the whole country is looking for work.


This particular joke actually won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain.

*Original joke was Five years (I updated for today!)

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