Stupid is as stupid says

-- ON LIKE, YOU HAD TO, LIKE, MOVE, TOO?!? --

I think the whole thing, memorizing lines and trying to, like, say 'em and still, like, do movement, all that. That was hard.

Olympic swimmer/reality TV star Ryan Lochte on the difficulties of making his acting debut playing himself on the TV show 90210

-- ON IT MIGHT BE KIND OF TOUGH … --

Have you, like this case, been in hospital, denied a drink of water, and subsequently died? Let us know.

radio host Jeremy Vine

-- FROM THE TECHNICALLY TRUE BUT … DEPARTMENT --

Family Feud host: Something a woman on a date would hate to find on her face.

Contestant:A booger.

-- ON SORRY, NOT REALLY --

There were a few mistakes to the copy of the meditation article in as much as it read "By isn't I mean everything that you can see and hear, touch, or smell, isn't means everything that is," and it should have read "By isn't I mean everything that you can see and hear, touch, or smell, means everything that is." Hopefully this will now be clear.

correction, New Age magazine

-- ON RÉSUMÉS, PROUD BOASTS ON --

• Accomplishments: sister once won a strawberry eating contest.
• Work well nude.
• Personal accomplishments: getting back together with my boyfriend upon his release from prison.

items on actual résumés