A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began:
"Red.......cherry,"
"Yellow....lemon,"
"Green.....lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God! Spit them out, they're assholes!!!"
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