Fortunes

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you don't use your thumbs.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.
Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior executive.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
Cure the disease and kill the patient.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.
Cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz.( "Carved figures in a mountain hollow and on the bank of a fjord irritated an eccentric person.")

Darth Vadar! Only you would be so bold.
De-accession euphemisms.
Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in laboratory rats.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Decisions terminate panic.
Deflector shields just came on, Captain.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Democracy is based on the theorem that many men are smarter than one.
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Direct action produces direct reaction.
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
Disguise your feelings when you put your relatives on the plane for home.
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Disk crisis, please clean up!
Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Do not be overly suspicious where it is not warranted.
Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.
Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.
Do not kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Do not learn the tricks of the trade--learn the trade.
Do not lend money to a fiend.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. (Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a))
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
Do not tell big lies. Small ones can be just as effective.
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
Do you have lysdexia?
Do you know Montana?
Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.