Fortunes

A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A word to the wise is enough.
A writer must not shift your point of view.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Abstain from beans.
Abstenence makes the heart grow fonder.
Adding manpower to a late software project only makes it later.
Adolescence is that period of time between puberty and adultery.
Advancement in position.
Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and receiving it.
Ahah!
Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
Aleph sub alpha is the alpha'th aleph.
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
All art is but imitation of nature.
All art is quite useless.
All great discoveries are made by accident.
All hope abandon, ye who enter here.
All is well that ends well.
All laws are basically false.
All machines are amplifiers.
All men know the utility of useful things, but not know the utility of futility.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
All trends towards Chaos.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
Always cut the cards.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Always draw your curves, then plot the data.
Always pick on the correct idiom.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy.
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
An artist should be fit for the best society and kept out of it.
An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
An honest God is the noblest work of man.
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Anchovies? You've got the wrong man! I spell my name DANGER! (click)
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
And now for something completely different.
And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.
And they're off!
And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Antelope freeway--1/4 mile.
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Any shrine is better than self-worship.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable.
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.