A couple goes to Mars and meet another couple there..and talking and talking they ask the Martians how you guys are doing sex.. and intrigued they say the best is to swap partners..so they did..
The Earth Woman goes with the Martian guy and when they are naked the Woman looks to Martian's penis and is 1 inch long and not very thick.. She says" You know I do not think will work!
He said: why?
She: Well is not long enough..
Now the Martian guy is starts hitting his forehead and guess what? His penis was growing in length with half of inch for every hit of his forehead until it reaches 12 inches..
She: Wow you see is good but still kind of thin..
Him: Starts now to pull his ears...and every time he pulls his ears his penis was growing in diameter of 1/4of inch..
She was very pleased...
Next day she asked her Earth man how it was..
He said: well was fine but I have a headache and my ears are hurting because I do not know WHY, but the Martian woman was keep pulling my ears and hitting my forehead...
He said: why?
She: Well is not long enough..
Now the Martian guy is starts hitting his forehead and guess what? His penis was growing in length with half of inch for every hit of his forehead until it reaches 12 inches..
She: Wow you see is good but still kind of thin..
Him: Starts now to pull his ears...and every time he pulls his ears his penis was growing in diameter of 1/4of inch..
She was very pleased...
Next day she asked her Earth man how it was..
He said: well was fine but I have a headache and my ears are hurting because I do not know WHY, but the Martian woman was keep pulling my ears and hitting my forehead...
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