I tried to catch fog but I mist.
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
They're selling dead batteries, free of charge.
Where do you go when you feel cold in a square room? The corners, they are always 90 degrees.
This bloke said to me,"I've dropped my Scrabble set all over the road." I said,"What's the word on the street?"
Beware of alphabet grenades. If one of them goes off, it could spell disaster.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What did the dachshund say when he won first place at the dog show? I'm a real wiener.
I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. It's the bison-tennial!
I went to this restaurant, and all the food was made by special effects. It was CGI Friday's.
I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable.