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The Doppler effect makes a really cool Halloween costume!
You can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
Star Trek and Star Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink milk that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
You have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently you can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
In difficult times like this I often turn to a force stronger than myself. Star Trek.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese food prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm you should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. You don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame Street Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
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