New Motto

1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into
a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate)

2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves,
I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company,
I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
(I am imaginative)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature
to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders.
(I am kind)

5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
(I am fair minded)

6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
(I am courteous)

7. I don't put things away because...
my family will never be able to find them again.
(I am considerate)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make
when they invite me over for dinner.
(I am thoughtful)

9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when
they say "Permanent Press".
(I am trusting)

10. I don't stress much on anything because...
"A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick
around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' man!!
(I am winning this battle!)