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Saturday, January 10, 2015

Flight Attendants: What are the weirdest things flight attendants have seen in their line of duty?

bizzare plane passengers
by Julien Durand, Flyboy, traveller, some mistakes in the past.

Sex related:

*A guy asking me if he could masturbate even though the seat belt sign was on;
*A guy browsing his porn magazine with a kid on the seat next to him (magazine confiscated, kid displaced, guy "lectured");
*A lady in her sixties litterally eat her thirty years or so neighbour (the victim was willing);
*Countless couples thinking they were invisible...

Health:

*Alzheimers freaking out;
*Very serious conditions you wouldn't want to see (flesh eating diseases for instance);
*Heart attacks; and my personal worst: a quadraplegic back from Africa, with the subsequent diarrhea, and his chaperon not lifting a finger, so we did what had to be done, and made sure the chaperon never boards one of our flights again.

Bizarre:

*A lady with a lead blouse, afraid of radioactivity;
*A Nigerian with a freshly cut antelope's head (it started dripping from the overhead bunk);
*Another Nigerian with a car engine in the cabin;
*A Vietnamese with a poorly sealed gallon sized bottle of nuoc mam sauce (also dripping from above);
*Countless men, travelling with their loved one, having benefitted for x or y reason of one upgrade, therefore travelling business or first while madam stays in coach (the Frenchman in me is appalled);
*Countless everyday freaks.

Plain bad taste:

*Drunken Russian sailors;
*People ignoring what paper and flush are (ewwww)
*People walking barefoot on board, even in the toilets (ewwww2)
*Parents believing we are their toddler's nanny, 100%;

Celebrity freaks:

*Mariah Carey ("You won't upgrade my entire staff in first class, I'll harass your crew" Ma'am Carey, you do not want to know what was put in your coffees...)
*Naomi Campbell ("Don't you know who I am?!")
*Some of my country's politicians (most of them were weird on board)

Et cetera...

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