The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands is open in New York City. Women can go there to choose a husband. Instructions at the entrance describe how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. A shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So a woman goes in to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These Men Have Jobs. She's intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids. That sounds better, but she wants more and continues on. The next sign reads:

Floor 3 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. She's excited, but feels compelled to keep going. That sign reads:

Floor 4 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. Still, she goes up again, where the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Hot Hunks of Man-Flesh, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She almost stays, but is tempted by the sixth floor. The sign there reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. It exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Please Note : To avoid charges of bias, the owner opened a New Wives store nearby. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.