174 ways to call a penis something other than “penis”!

National Coalition For Men

NCFM San Diego members are writing a play. It’s a take-off on the Vagina Monologues and may be ready by November and International Men Day. In the process our aspiring playwrights decided to compile a list of synonyms for the word penis to use while writing. It appears that the word “Penis” may have more synonyms than any other word in the English language. If they missed any, please leave the missing penises in the comment section below. Admittedly, some are a bit obscure but a penis by any name us still a “deep-V-diver”. Here ya’go:

Adolph
Albino Cave Dweller
baby-arm
baby-maker
baloney pony
beaver basher
beef whistle
bell on a pole
bishop
Bob Dole
boomstick
braciole
bratwurst
burrito
candle
choad
chopper
chub
chubby
cock
cranny axe
cum gun
custard launcher
dagger
deep-V diver
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dink
dipstick
disco stick
dog head
dong
donger
dork
dragon
drum stick
dude piston
Easy Rider
eggroll
Excalibur

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