"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."--Tom Clancy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Steve Martin
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Drew Carey
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
--Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
--Rodney Dangerfield
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
--George Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
--Matt Barry
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Camille Paglia
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns (90?)
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible."
--P. J. O'Rourke
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
--Dr. Seuss."
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