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Sunday, July 14, 2013

Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


Freezer Bags
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


Photocopiers
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.



They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


Tires
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.


HOT AIR BALLOONS
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt


Sponges
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. (I always thought he was THAT way! heehee!


web Pages
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


Trains
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


Hour Glass
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


Hammer HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


Remote Control
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...

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