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Monday, April 01, 2013

Bacon Condoms Said to ‘Make Your Meat, Look Like Meat’

“I know what you’re thinking. Why did we wait this long to make Bacon Condoms? And you’re right – we’re sorry.”

In 2011, the bacon-flavoring experts at J & D’s Foods released Baconlube, a bacon-flavored water-based personal lubricant. Today they announced Bacon Condoms, a box of Baconlube-lubricated prophylactics said to “make your meat, look like meat.” Heeb notes that the condoms are 100% certified kosher. With April Fool’s Day around the corner, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were pulling a prank, however they are listed for sale at their site BaconCondoms.com. They are apparently also working on a Sriracha Lube.

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