As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called, "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

2. Transvestite:- A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your Boss? The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant Flash, and it's gone.

5. The only time that the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, and the drink spilled. And, that ice? Well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole darn house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines, and a large trash can.


Thought for the day:- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that matter, don't mind. And, those that mind, don't matter.

And, As You Slide Down that "Banister of Life," You Should Pray That All of Those Splinters Are Pointed The Other Way.