Gay Banter

There were 3 kids in the family... one of each sex

I have a lot of distant relatives, including one brother and two sisters

Groom: `My little peach` Groom: `My little plum` Preacher: `I now pronounce you fruit salad`

Women are fools to marry men. On the other hand, what else is there to marry?

Calling Dr. Kinsey! Calling Dr. Kinsey!... You should hear what they're calling Dr. Kinsey!

Q: "Why can't a lesbian wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time?" 

A: "Because she can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on her face." 

Q: "What's the difference between a straight guy and a bisexual?" 

A: "A six-pack..." Q: "What's the difference between a butch Marine and a femme Marine?" A: "A butch Marine can keep his own legs in the air when he's getting boinked."

"If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work, "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."." Robin Tyler