Wise Old Lady

A young guy with a great built found himself unemployed...

But he had to pay the rent, buy food and pay bills...

so he decided to put a sign outside the door of his apartment which read: IN BED $100, ON THE COUCH $50, ON THE FLOOR $25.

Not long after that, an old woman walks by his door. She stops to read the sign, gets all excited and then rushes back home. She breaks open her piggy bank and takes the little savings she had. With the money in her hand she heads for the young man's apartment.

Knock knock...

The young man opens the door and the old lady hands him the money. He gives her a passionate kiss and after counting the money tells her: "It's $100, so you want to do it in bed?"

"Don't be so naive young man" she replied, "I wanna do it 4 times on the floor!!"

*Thanks, DW