The dullest man in the world is charming beyond belief when he's pouring gold coins from one hand to the other...
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex...
Otis Spunkmeyer. That is such a weird name. Spunk---meyer.... I'd hate my mom for having that last name. I bet he was like "F*ck you, mamma! I'm gonna make the best goddamn cookies in the world!"...
There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last...
I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago...
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
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