When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smouldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
The top RCMP investigators entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the Prime Minister.
They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," a police officer yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off his motor.
"Do you realize that’s the airplane of the Prime Minister of Canada ?"
"Yep." "Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They're all dead", the farmer answered. "I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"THE Prime Minister is dead?" the policeman shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is."
*Thanks, Erwin
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