So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her.
Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Oh, yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
No, no.
It floats! It floats!
Throw her into the pond!
The pond!
What also floats in water?
Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Cider!
Great gravy!
Cherries!
Mud!
Churches -- churches!
Lead -- lead!
A duck.
Oooh.
Exactly! So, logically...,
If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
And therefore--?
A witch!
A witch!
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Saturday, November 28, 2009
Made of wood?
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