(From correspondents in Virginia) VIRGINIANS who wear their pants so low that their underwear shows may want to think about buying a stronger belt.
The US state's House of Delegates passed a Bill yesterday authorising a $65 fine for anyone who displays his or her underpants in a "lewd or indecent manner".
Delegate Lionell Spruill Sr, a Democrat who opposed the Bill, had pleaded with his colleagues to remember their own youthful fashion follies.
He said the measure was an unconstitutional attack on young people that would force parents to miss work to take their children to court just for making a fashion statement.
Virginia Delegate John Reid
The Bill was approved 60-34 and now goes to the Senate
Dedicated to all those fashion morons whose baggy jeans start below their elastic waistbands and end about a foot and a half past their socks. If you're gonna have your underwear sticking out, you might as well walk around without pants at all.
And it looks bad
Don't let those pants go down, we can't take it
Beneath your shirts
Don't make us roll our eyes, we can't take it
Pull your pants up! Pull your pants up!
Pull your pants up! Pull them up high!
Because we stare
At your trousers as they are still drooping
Because we shout
Are you trying to hide that you're pooping?
Pull your pants up! Pull your pants up!
Pull your pants up! Pull them up high!
"Hold Your Head Up" Based on the performance by Argent
"Pull Your Pants Up" Parody by Michael Pacholek
And not everyone dislikes the trend. Ask the kids! Seems the same as mini-skirts from the 60's... government where they don't belong!
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