Quote of the day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to recieve a ton of shit!"
*Thanks, Daryn