Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Amnesia: I Don't Know If I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and....
Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House
Autistic: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock
Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself and Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
*No insult intended for any people with mental problems (I am one!)
*Thanks, Gary
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