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Friday, October 24, 2008

Gotta Love Them Rednecks

REDNECK YARD SWING
redneck Backyard Swing

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'....

Redneck Cellar
Redneck Celler

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.


Redneck Mailbox
Redneck Mailbox

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records


Redneck Time Out
Redneck Time-Out

Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.)

Redneck Wheelchair
Redneck Wheelchair

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
Redneck Thanksgiving - if Norman Rockwell was a redneck

Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished colouring one of them.'

*Thanks, Daryn

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