Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who can't get to sleep while pondering the existence of "Dog."
Q: Why couldn't the dyslexic mountain climber work up the courage to climb Mount McKinley?
A: He was in Denali.
Q: Didja hear about the dyslexic with Tourette's syndrome?
A: He goes around yelling "This! This! This!"
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who never had sex?
A: They didn't quite know how to do "96."
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic tennis player that had to give up the game?
A: He had tennis bowel. Or, maybe it was irritable elbow syndrome!!
We are Dyslexic Borg. You will be a "limited ass!"
A: Someone who can't get to sleep while pondering the existence of "Dog."
Q: Why couldn't the dyslexic mountain climber work up the courage to climb Mount McKinley?
A: He was in Denali.
Q: Didja hear about the dyslexic with Tourette's syndrome?
A: He goes around yelling "This! This! This!"
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who never had sex?
A: They didn't quite know how to do "96."
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic tennis player that had to give up the game?
A: He had tennis bowel. Or, maybe it was irritable elbow syndrome!!
We are Dyslexic Borg. You will be a "limited ass!"
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