The Wiz On The Street

Following a screening of the long-awaited Indiana Jones movie at the Cannes Film Festival, reviews have been lukewarm at best. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Greg Morris,
Bartender
"No worries. George Lucas will fix it 20 years from now."

Kira Pettibon,
Cabinet-Maker
"Uh-oh. Could this spell the end for Steven Spielberg?"

Chuck Migdol,
Private Detective
"Let's not jump to conclusions. How are the reviews of the Crystal Skull ancillary merchandising?"

*American Voices, The Onion