The Wiz On The Street

Charlton Heston, National Rifle Association spokesman and star of The Omega Man, The Ten Commandments, and Planet Of The Apes, died Saturday at 84. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Rodrigo Bennet,
Brick Layer
"No, I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Mickey Rooney. Charlton Heston has been dead for at least five years."

Tracy McManus,
Piano Teacher
"It must have been comforting for him to pass away peacefully in his home instead of in a MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!!!"

Steve DeVoto,
Network Administrator
"I send my thoughts and prayers to the Heston family. I'd also like to know when and where the funeral service is going to be held so I can send an ammunition wreath."

*American Voices, The Onion