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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Prime Minister

A man on his way home from work in downtown Ottawa came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies, "The Prime Minister is just so depressed about the corruption scandals that he stopped his limo in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire.

He says the country hates him and he can't quit because he hasn't a big enough pension to retire.

I'm walking round taking up a collection for him".

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about a hundred liters but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."Hyuk!

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