The Wiz On The Street

Marine Gen. Peter Pace, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told the Chicago Tribune that he considered homosexuality "immoral." So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Karen Bowen,
Home Health Care Assistant
"Eh—he said the same thing about peace talks and leaving civilian populations intact."

Wayne Coopey,
Systems Analyst
"He's just pandering. He told the Miami Herald that he thinks homosexuality is a rocking good time."

Peter Griffin,
Beer Taster
"That's weird. Based on their outfits and tight, muscular chests, I assumed the armed forces were ALL gay."

*American Voices, The Onion